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The Absurdity! Pet Shirt

The Absurdity! Pet Shirt

The Absurdity! Pet Shirt

All of Mirage's pet shirts are soft and comfy, double stitched in all the right places to ensure durability!

Please be sure to use our simple sizing chart, our sizing is much smaller than some brands to better fit all the breeds we dress!  Our sizing chart has a 97% accuracy rate for getting the right fit when you use your pet's weight to choose your size!  

The material content is 65% cotton, 35% polyester - we find that this mix offers the best comfort and durability.🐾

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XS (0-3 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-XSBK
XS (0-3 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-XSBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-SMBK
S (3-6 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-SMBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-MDBK
M (6-10 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-MDBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-LGBK
L (10-14 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-LGBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-XLBK
XL (14-20 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-XLBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-2XBK
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-2XBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-3XBK
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-3XBK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-4XBK
4X (35-55 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-4XBK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-5XBK
5X (55-70 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-5XBK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-6XBK
6X (60-115 lbs) / Black1051-PSH-6XBK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-XSBL
XS (0-3 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-XSBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-SMBL
S (3-6 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-SMBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-MDBL
M (6-10 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-MDBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-LGBL
L (10-14 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-LGBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-XLBL
XL (14-20 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-XLBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-2XBL
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-2XBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-3XBL
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-3XBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-4XBL
4X (35-55 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-4XBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-5XBL
5X (55-70 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-5XBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-6XBL
6X (60-115 lbs) / Blue1051-PSH-6XBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-XSBBL
XS (0-3 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-XSBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-SMBBL
S (3-6 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-SMBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-MDBBL
M (6-10 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-MDBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-LGBBL
L (10-14 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-LGBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-XLBBL
XL (14-20 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-XLBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-2XBBL
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-2XBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-3XBBL
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-3XBBL
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-4XBBL
4X (35-55 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-4XBBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-5XBBL
5X (55-70 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-5XBBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-6XBBL
6X (60-115 lbs) / Baby Blue1051-PSH-6XBBL
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-XSPR
XS (0-3 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-XSPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-SMPR
S (3-6 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-SMPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-MDPR
M (6-10 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-MDPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-LGPR
L (10-14 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-LGPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-XLPR
XL (14-20 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-XLPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-2XPR
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-2XPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-3XPR
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-3XPR
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-4XPR
4X (35-55 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-4XPR
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-5XPR
5X (55-70 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-5XPR
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-6XPR
6X (60-115 lbs) / Purple1051-PSH-6XPR
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-XSLPK
XS (0-3 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-XSLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-SMLPK
S (3-6 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-SMLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-MDLPK
M (6-10 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-MDLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-LGLPK
L (10-14 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-LGLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-XLLPK
XL (14-20 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-XLLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-2XLPK
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-2XLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-3XLPK
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-3XLPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-4XLPK
4X (35-55 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-4XLPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-5XLPK
5X (55-70 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-5XLPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-6XLPK
6X (60-115 lbs) / Light Pink1051-PSH-6XLPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-XSBPK
XS (0-3 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-XSBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-SMBPK
S (3-6 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-SMBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-MDBPK
M (6-10 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-MDBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-LGBPK
L (10-14 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-LGBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-XLBPK
XL (14-20 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-XLBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-2XBPK
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-2XBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-3XBPK
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-3XBPK
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-4XBPK
4X (35-55 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-4XBPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-5XBPK
5X (55-70 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-5XBPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-6XBPK
6X (60-115 lbs) / Bright Pink1051-PSH-6XBPK
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-XSBRB
XS (0-3 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-XSBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-SMBRB
S (3-6 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-SMBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-MDBRB
M (6-10 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-MDBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-LGBRB
L (10-14 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-LGBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-XLBRB
XL (14-20 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-XLBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-2XBRB
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-2XBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-3XBRB
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-3XBRB
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-4XBRB
4X (35-55 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-4XBRB
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-5XBRB
5X (55-70 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-5XBRB
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-6XBRB
6X (60-115 lbs) / Bermuda Blue1051-PSH-6XBRB
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-XSLAV
XS (0-3 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-XSLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-SMLAV
S (3-6 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-SMLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-MDLAV
M (6-10 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-MDLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-LGLAV
L (10-14 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-LGLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-XLLAV
XL (14-20 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-XLLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-2XLAV
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-2XLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-3XLAV
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-3XLAV
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-4XLAV
4X (35-55 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-4XLAV
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-5XLAV
5X (55-70 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-5XLAV
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-6XLAV
6X (60-115 lbs) / Lavender1051-PSH-6XLAV
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-XSLMG
XS (0-3 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-XSLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-SMLMG
S (3-6 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-SMLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-MDLMG
M (6-10 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-MDLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-LGLMG
L (10-14 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-LGLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-XLLMG
XL (14-20 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-XLLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-2XLMG
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-2XLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-3XLMG
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-3XLMG
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-4XLMG
4X (35-55 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-4XLMG
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-5XLMG
5X (55-70 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-5XLMG
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-6XLMG
6X (60-115 lbs) / Lime Green1051-PSH-6XLMG
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
XS (0-3 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-XSYW
XS (0-3 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-XSYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
S (3-6 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-SMYW
S (3-6 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-SMYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
M (6-10 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-MDYW
M (6-10 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-MDYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
L (10-14 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-LGYW
L (10-14 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-LGYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XL (14-20 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-XLYW
XL (14-20 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-XLYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-2XYW
XXL (20-25 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-2XYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-3XYW
XXXL (25-35 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-3XYW
$14.35/ea		 $0.00
$14.35/ea $0.00
4X (35-55 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-4XYW
4X (35-55 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-4XYW
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
5X (55-70 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-5XYW
5X (55-70 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-5XYW
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
6X (60-115 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-6XYW
6X (60-115 lbs) / Yellow1051-PSH-6XYW
$19.14/ea		 $0.00
$19.14/ea $0.00
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